Meet me in the trees - German Woodlands - November 2k17
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me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much
my cat:
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I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this.
Horrifying. But it got worse.
Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”
Jallpaper
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If I were a plastic surgeon
My motto would be: “Just cuz you aint got fat ass in yo genes dont mean you cant have fat ass in yo jeans. Call me for the fat ass of yo dreams.”
*dials furiously*
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“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”
“Who finna hold me”
“Me”
“Maynee get outa here” 💀💀Lmaoo
I am in tears. I love him.
😂😂😂
“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”
“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I’m having death over here.
Not the “blammy” 😭😭
REBLOGGING EVERY TIME
Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t
😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
“50 feet down there, get you down there”
“Get who down there!?”
😂😂My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍
I’m dying breh
Lmfaooooooooo
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